I had gratuitous sex with a baseball bat Because I was high.


Pick the month (number) you were born on:

1 I choked on
2 I punched
3 I smacked
4 I sang to
5 I gave my number to
6 I tweeted
7 I farted on
8 I gave a lap dance to
9 I fell in love with
10 I had gratuitous sex with
11 I Googled
12 I gave eProps to

Pick the day you were born on:

1 Akon
2 your mom
3 a banana
4 an iPhone
5 a cat
6 my neighbor
7 a ninja
8 a bottled of Jack Daniels
9 my brother
10 a baby
11 my dog
12 a pickle
13 the computer
14 a football player
15 Mike Jones
16 myself
17 my best friends boyfriend
18 a tree
19 my dad
20 a stuffed animal
21 a permanent marker
22 a slut
23 a condom
24 my psychologist
25 a policeman
26 a gangbanger
27 my cousin
28 a baseball bat
29 a DVD player
30 a corndog
31 my cell phone

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:

White: Because I was high.
Black: Because I was drunk.
Pink: Because I’m not homosexual.
Red: Because the voices told me to.
Blue: Because I’m too sexy for this shirt.
Green: Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars in Monopoly money.
Purple: Because I’m naked.
Gray: Because that’s how I roll.
Yellow: Because of the a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Orange: Because I hate my family.
Teal: Because I’m in love with a stripper
Other: Because that’s how I roll.

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