I don’t want a good year, I want a good life.

It is not easy being mayor of a.city. Trust me, my Sims aren’t quite pleased with all my mayor decisions in the past week.

I had a cheeseburger and jolly hotdog for dinner. I feel FAT.

Gay paranormal erotica is the best. The absolute best. Beats all erotica, hands down.

Paypal sucks.

I blended this photo so people won’t make fun of my feet.

My face is so round, it makes me wanna be bulimic. Kidding. Maybe. Definitely.

Good night!