7:30 am: Who the fuck would call me at this time??

Oh.. It’s a client. what the fuck are you doing calling me at this time? Bitch, not answering!

8:00 am: please stop trying to wake me up, little children. I am trying to SLEEP!!

8:30 am: did i seriously wake up to someone bitch about a swollen gum? SEE A DOCTOR FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!

9:00 am onward: ohh.. i hate the sound of telephones

I REALLY HATE TELEPHONES!!!

<on social media sites>

… Ellen Adarna is no way related to you, mag ate jud ka niya?

cliche statuses/ captions. maypa di nalang ka mag caption kung pa cool kaayo ka.

DI GYUD NA BINUHATAN SA LALAKI, BAYOT GYUD KA! ANGKUN NA, PLEASE!

skinny bitch, i hate her -.- 

there’s too much stupid shit on the internet.

TURNS OF PC

THERE’S TOO MUCH STUPID SHIT IN REAL LIFE, TOO!