somehow in every situation I get myself involved in, i am always a baby.

Maybe it’s supposed to be a compliment but sometimes it scares me.

Does my credibility become compromised when I become dubbed as a baby?

I can’t go out and wear extremely sexy clothes because I’ll look like a baby prostitute and when I dress my age- I look sloppy.

Maybe I’ll walk around naked or send out a scandal so people will remember how old i am.