so bitches, you wanna learn how to make pizza?
step 1:
get some dough [not the money kind]
Step 2:
spread the sauce evenly around the dough
[again, not money, i’m talking about the pizza dough]
corny.
Step 3:
put cheese
[make sure you spread it all over. you might end up with a cheesless slice like mine.]
hehe.
Step 4:
add the sliced ham pieces [7 on the outside and 3 on the inside. sop]
Step 5:
then you add the sliced pineapples.
finally, in any way you like!
Step 6:
then you cook / whatever it and pray to god it tastes good!
step i lost count:
open wiiiide. 😀
i’m gross, i know. but you love me anyways?????