– How does it feel to use dog shampoo? ASK ME! ASK ME!!!

– Why the hell is there a cockroach is my bathroom? And what’ll happen to it if I trapped it under the bucket?

– How did THAT get THERE?

And…

Thank God for new facebook profiles… My old one is like the ultimate JEJ hang out place.

Let me know if you’re looking to be an Island Souvenir… I know some people. HAHAHA